Video: Cleaning Handguns
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Video Transcript
- Hunter
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If I were to stand here and methodically take you through cleaning each type of handgun, it would get boring. Cleaning guns isn’t much more exciting than cleaning your house, or refrigerator. At least your gun isn’t going to have unidentifiable green stuff growing at the back of it. If it does, you have bigger problems than we can help you with. Keeping your handgun clean is important so it functions reliably and provides you with years of service. So here’s how we’ll keep things interesting. Pretend you have one of those big, red game show buttons in front of you. We’ll start the video of the handgun cleaning process. When you see something you think is wrong, hit your giant button. We’ll stop the video, rewind, and correct the mistakes. Remember, I said it’s a pretend button, so we may not stop the show exactly where you want, but hey, play along. OK? Are you ready? Here we go.
- Hunter
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OK, OK, yes, we heard you. Lots wrong here. One, the living room is not the place to clean the gun. Two, a dirty sock, furniture polish, and pipe cleaners are not a sufficient gun-cleaning kit. Three, no television. Safely cleaning your handgun requires no distractions.
- Hunter
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Let’s try again.
- Hunter
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Ah! Ah, uh, sorry, but I think I broke it. Somebody help us with this?
- Hunter
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Oh, thank you. Did you pick up on the number one big gun-cleaning no-no of all time? She didn’t make sure that the gun was unloaded. One of the most common excuses for so-called accidents is a gun going off while it’s being cleaned. A gun can’t go off if you checked it was unloaded and opened the action.
- Hunter
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Let’s try again.
- Hunter
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Stop, stop, stop! Sorry, the button’s history, but we’ve got a couple of things wrong here. First, what is that ammo doing there? You most definitely don’t need ammo for cleaning your gun. It shouldn’t even be in the same room unless it’s locked up. Second, whenever possible, you should try to clean a barrel from the breech end, not the muzzle. Maybe disassembling this pistol to do that is what this gun owner has in mind, but that’s the third big problem. She’s definitely not following the instructions in the owner’s manual.
- Hunter
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Let’s go back.
- Boy
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Hey, mom. What’re you doing?
- Woman
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Just cleaning my gun.
- Boy
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Oh, cool. Can I help?
- Woman
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Sure. Put some oil on that.
- Boy
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All right.
- Hunter
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Stop—please stop. We have moderate and major infractions here. We’ll issue a slap on the wrist for improper cleaning.
- Hunter
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Firearms work much better with light lubrication. But there is a major penalty for a child in the cleaning area. Remember, no distractions—especially not curious kids—unless you’re taking the time and have planned to introduce them to gun cleaning today.
- Hunter
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All right, one more time.
- Boy
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Hey, mom. What’re you doing?
- Woman
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I’m cleaning my gun. Go get ready for baseball; I’ll be done in a minute.
- Hunter
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Ay yi yi—I didn’t think she could mess up any more in the final seconds. You don’t just leave a handgun sitting out where anybody can get at it. Let’s rewind.
- Hunter
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So how did you do? Sorry for the meltdown, but this is so important that I get emotional.